Ditch that old elf on the shelf and let Picolas Cage teach your kids about Big Brother and the surveillance state this holiday season!!

This striking (and possibly cursed) figurine is nearly 5” tall and is available either as a hanging ornament or standing on a base that can tuck neatly into a corner or even mount on a wall with double-sided tape.

Colors may vary slightly depending on availability of materials at the time of your order. All 3D-printed items are made in our Oregon Coast workshop with eco-friendly and nontoxic corn-based plastic, and undergo rigorous testing to ensure strength and quality.

Free shipping on all orders of $50 or more, use the code FREE at checkout.